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POETRY BY:  Hal Sirowitz

    

 

Machiavellian Dog



 I’m pretending I’m walking the dog

 when the dog is actually walking me.

 The leash is deceptive. The person

 holding it not always the one

 in power. She knows how

 to lead me while acting like

 she’s being led. If I didn’t

 know better, I’d say she had

 read Machiavelli. She knows

 how to seize power and when

 to go in exile. Though she

 doesn’t have to go anywhere

 to escape the consequences

 of making me look like a fool.

 
She just falls into a deep sleep.







 When The Dog Decides



 How to Care for Your Dog books

 all say you have to be the boss.

 That’s what I tell her. But she

 wants to decide what direction

 to walk in. I want to go North.

 She wants to go South.

 We end up going West. I feel

 I’ve showed leadership. I didn’t

 let her win. We compromised.

 Then I realize we’ve been walking Southwest.

   

 

 

Hal Sirowitz is the former Poet laureate of Queens, New York. He's the  author of four books of poetry.

The last book is 'Father Said.'